Son of Joseph

This is me, I am a weird kid, and people sometimes call me a hipster

The moon is odd to me. I don't think the angles match up and it pisses me off

Last time someone told me I was a really good friend, my heart broke

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There is a hole in my soul that was started because my parents got a divorce when I was in 5th grade

If someone were to ask me about what happened to me I would tell them

This part right here, this is where I ask for places to buy five panel hats, I wear the same one literally every day. Help.

I am 5'10 and super damn skinny, my family called me golem when I was little because I reminded them of the lord of the rings character

Once I was told that the United States was not the greatest country in the world and I've believed it ever since

Speaking of country's, I hate country music, I tell people the route word in country is the "c" word for a reason

My friends and I, we all look the same, people often mistake us all for brothers

Maybe you know me as the kid who sits in the very back of class in a chair because he doesn't like writing around people, or maybe you know me as the varsity stall guard of the footbag team.

But when Introduce myself, I say "hi my name is Carter, son of Joseph. And I work at Cubbys"

P.s. I saw a bag of hickory bbq chips at my house once and that is how I came up with my pen name