Son of Joseph

This is me, I am a weird kid, and people sometimes call me a hipster

The moon is odd to me. I don't think the angles match up and it pisses me off

Last time someone told me I was a really good friend, my heart broke

Anis Mojgani, Buddy Wakefield, Rudy Francisco, and Benjamin Barker...

4 greatest poets of all time 

There is a hole in my soul that was started because my parents got a divorce when I was in 5th grade

If someone were to ask me about what happened to me I would tell them

This part right here, this is where I ask for places to buy five panel hats, I wear the same one literally every day. Help.

I am 5'10 and super damn skinny, my family called me golem when I was little because I reminded them of the lord of the rings character

Once I was told that the United States was not the greatest country in the world and I've believed it ever since

Speaking of country's, I hate country music, I tell people the route word in country is the "c" word for a reason

My friends and I, we all look the same, people often mistake us all for brothers

Maybe you know me as the kid who sits in the very back of class in a chair because he doesn't like writing around people, or maybe you know me as the varsity stall guard of the footbag team.

But when Introduce myself, I say "hi my name is Carter, son of Joseph. And I work at Cubbys"

P.s. I saw a bag of hickory bbq chips at my house once and that is how I came up with my pen name 

Playlist

listen to these songs, they are my all time favorites
I don't know if this is creative or not but i thought what better way to share something i love

this one Is a great song to an even greater video

"For What Its Worth"

The Most Important Girl in My Life

8th grade I was depressed as shit big dreams and nothing going my way
You were gone 

Just a couple miles away
You had no idea who I was
I remember him

he was a douche bag thank god that didn't work out

You spent more time with him and his damn Audi than you spent time thinking about me
You never made the time for me and I needed you the most
A few years later and you learned who I was
You came around when I needed you most and you saved my life
The business I worked for went out of business
The girl I liked didn't feel the same way
My grades were bad and they were worried about me
Hey, hey, what's up
That's it

All I needed to know you were there

You saved my life

Need

I wake up daily with a need for food, water, and shelter.

I wake up daily with a need for you, your smile, and your laugh

My daily dose of you is all I need to stay sane.

I need the pity laughs you give me for jokes that aren't funny 

Because even if you don't think they're funny you get them when others don't

I just want to take a moment to tell you how great you are and how I need you

I need to hear your voice tell me to be safe while I'm driving and replaying those words over and over again

When people need their parents I laugh and say grow up and get someone else

Cause I have you and when I'm with you all my worries go away and my needs no longer matter

I need you to want me.
to hold me.
to tell me the truth.

how to get "that" girl

1. Look over at her awkwardly in the distance and say nothing just think to yourself how pretty she is

2. Get up and pretend to get enough courage to ask her on a date

3. Chicken out, don't ask her, just sit down and finish your lunch

4.  Daydream about all of the amazing adventures your gonna have

5. At one point she will ask you if you have a pencil

6. Give her your pencil

7. Don't ask for it back, it's scary and she'll remember you every time she looks at it

8. Wait a couple days and realize she lost the pencil

9. Ask her for it back and when she says she lost it just say "oh okay, well what can you do?"

10. Ask her what her name is (you already know it but she doesn't know yours this is where she finds out)

11. Make small talk here and there every once in a while

12. Ask her what she did last weekend if the answer was hang out with jocks then abort. If it was Netflix continue. If it was Netflix and chilled then abort, she's a hoe

13. Ask her if she wants to hang out with you and some friends

14. When she comes to hang out, flirt with her here and then then ask her on a date, double date so you can't run out of things to say.

15. She's knows your interested take her out again

16. At this point if she's into you she will keep hanging out with you. If not she won't make time for you

17. Walk really close next to her if she makes space your done, quit now. If not try to hold her hand

19. In a week or too tell her you like her

20. A week after that let her know you want to be the only one taking her on dates

21. Ask her to be your girlfriend 

22. That is it. Your done. you've made it

23. This is all strait garbage and none of it really works

24. Don't use this for marriage it will end in divorce

25. Steps 1-5 is all I've ever really done sooooooooooooo just do 1-5

26. Delete any motivation you got from this post.