Teenage Parenthood

I woke up to yelling this morning

are they ever gonna understand that I need sleep

I get that that they both want to be right

You live in this house for free

respect it

He's 31 years old

respect him

If I could sleep that would be nice

but as of right now

They are both arguing over the stupidest thing I've ever heard

"I'm gonna call the police!"

"F*** You!"

"You have until tonight to pack up and get out!"

Shut up, your threats are empty and cold

Your language is unnecessarily vulgar and rude

Why is it that I am the most mature person in this house

Yet I'm the youngest by at leased 13 years?

Heres the deal 

You are both going to apologize to one another

She is going to get over it

He is going to be better about what she asks

You both are going to let me sleep and Calm the heck down

As of right now I'm 18, 

The youngest here,

and Yet I'm the only adult.